Ivan Jacob Jingle Sam,
We're the boys who eat no ham,
Give a yell, Give a yell, Give a good substantial yell,
and, when we yell we yell like hell and this is what we yell:
Alaman, Alaman, Alaman diego, San Diego,
Ishkis-pishkis hit "im in the kishkes,
Hocus-pocus try and choke us,
Yay, Mosh!!!