Submitted by Gail Gunod-Green

(To the tune of Davy Crockett)
Every summer at Moshava, he repels the invasion from Eumania. His name
is Izzy. He's at your service. He works all day and night to keep
Eugene Eumania nervous.

(Chorus)
Izzy, the Israeli Ibex, Protector of Moshava
Izzy, the Israeli Ibex, Protector of Moshava

His friend is Plato and she's petite.
She is a Pachyderm so gray and sweet.
Together they roam, from the chof to the road,
To ward off Eumania and save our dear abode.

Izzy, the Israeli Ibex, Protector of Moshava
Izzy, the Israeli Ibex, Protector of Moshava

(To the tune of Norweigian Wood)
My name is Eugene, I rule as the king of Eumania.
I'll put a quick end to all madrachim and chanachim.

My job is simply to think diabolical plots.
I couldn't care less if Izzy and Plato both plotzed.

My name is Eugene, I rule as the king of Eumania.
I'll put a quick end to all madrachim and chanachim.