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One day when I was chillin' at Kentucky Fried Chicken,
Just mindin' my own business, eatin' food, and finger lickin'
This dude walks in lookin' strange and kinda funny
Walks up to the counter with his menu and his money
He didn't walk straight, kinda side to side
He asked this old lady, "Yo, yo, this Kentucky Fried?"
The lady said yes, smiled, he smiled back
He gave a quarter and his order,
"SMALL FRIES, BIG MAC"
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You be illin'
badadadadadada...da (x3)
You be illin'
bumbumbumbumbumbum...bum
Won free tickets to see Dr. J.
Front row seats, it's free, NO PAY
Radio in hand, snacks by the feet
Games about to start, munchin' popcorn to the beat
Finally wake up, Doc's gone to town
Round the back, through the hoop,
And you scream TOUCHDOWN!!!
Chorus:
The other day, around the way,
I saw you chillin' at a party
Drunk as a skunk, you illin' punk
And in your left hand was bakardi
Walked up to this fly girl and said
"Yo, yo can I have this dance?"
She smelled your breath
And left you standin' in your ILLIN' STANCE
Chorus:
FOR DINNER, YOU ATE IT, THERE IS NONE LEFT,
IT WAS SALTY WITH BUTTA AND IT WAS DEATH
YOU PROCEEDED TO EAT IT 'CAUSE YOU WAS IN THE MOOD
BUT HOLMES YOU DID NOT READ IT WAS A CAN OF DOG FOOD!!!
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